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Alcoholic drinks. eg, beer, gin, Havana Club

Origin: shortening of "wet ones" (Edinburgh coloquilism)
"Colin had quite a few wets last night...."
"Tam, are you sinking wets this weekend?"
"Grahame bought all the wets that night"

Related:
"Wetfriendly" - Merry
"Wetnasty" - Inebriated
"Wetshy" - Teetotal, abstaining from alcohol
Wets by Tam Devereux March 23, 2007
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Used when describing a female, who's vagina is either perfectly..or overly..(which is still considered perfect)wet.
(James) So how was it wit ol girl last night?
(Brandon) Yo she got wets like crazy...I got inside (her), it was like Dayuuuum. I was up to my knee's in da sauce by time we was done.
wets by Nay December 20, 2004
Short for Wetbacks ( Illegal Aliens )
How many Wets did they pick up back of ranch?
Wets by border of Texas June 17, 2010

Wets work 

When you take a power dump that's wet.
To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.
Wets work by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

wets my tulips 

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.
girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"
wets my tulips by bondurke January 22, 2025

dust my wets 

To add Parmesan cheese to wet spaghetti.

It is in reference to a viral tweet made by David Ebert.
“Can you dust my wets?”
dust my wets by GossipGilly March 13, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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