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The true bosses watch. Does not have a ticker or markings, because the boss doesn't have to be on time. Prices range from around $1,000 - $10,000+.
The employee wears Fossil, the boss wears Movado.
movado by jimmy johnny June 1, 2006
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No sense of urgency if there are no hands to give you the true time!
The Movado Award was given for achievement, despite no true sense of direction.
movado by Not The Winner August 22, 2003

Movado cock 

When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.
In that gangbang, we didn’t stand a chance against Tom’s movado cock.

Pulling a Monado 

Falling off a bridge or island during a match of skywars in minecraft without any sort of force pushing the object off.
Held: Monado now don't you dare pull a Monado
Monado: I wont pull any sort of Monado Today!
Held: Monado i swear you're pulling a monado as we speak.
Pulling a Monado by MonadoSenpai September 26, 2015

besos mojados 

Besos mojados are my favorite.

Wet kiss are my favorite.
besos mojados by Mickey15 June 1, 2010
Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".
Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.
mojados by Earl the Redneck Cracker September 16, 2009
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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