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Dey mofolios be like crunk, shit.
mofolio by bkn June 13, 2008
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Mofolongo 

It’s someone who is part sh** and part mofongo (Puertorican plaintain dish)
Este mofolongo me tiene harta! Translation: This mofolongo has me up to my neck!
Mofolongo by mofolonga September 13, 2020

Mofolopian 

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.
1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

Mofolicious 

Man I went to KFC and those new hotwings are MOFOLICIOUS.

Mofolicious by Jay Cal January 14, 2008
Adam Lambert's song "Whataya Want From Me" played backwards says "Mfolio", so the Glamberts made a song called Mfolio complete with lyrics.

Go to Youtube and search "Adam Lambert - Whataya Want From Me/Mfolio"
Dude, did you hear Mfolio last night?

Yeah! Mfolio should be the name of his next album!!
A fast-growing tech-based ETF. It consists of 25% leveraged cloud-computing software equities, 25% innovative technology companies, 25% equally-distributed cloud-computing equities, and 25% ultra-growth equities. It is actively managed and produces an average annual rate of return of 30.5%. It is publicly traded with the ticker of MYFO
"I am investing $25,000 into MyFolio. I expect it to break 1 million before I retire."
MyFolio by Jack the Douche May 20, 2020

mofocious 

adjective: exibiting the behavior or qualities of a motherfucker
Tailgaters are the most mofocious people around!
mofocious by shankus November 30, 2004
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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