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mofongo
an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.
Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!
mofongo by Jungle Junky May 28, 2010
Related Words
Mofolongo • mofongo • mofological • mofongoes • molongoloid • Monologophobia • moolongated • Mongo longo • moo-lon-yon
moolongated
moolongated by kademark April 11, 2010
mofongo
1. The name of the mushy and flavorful Puerto Rican side dish made from fried plantain bananas, olive oil, and garlic.
Is often served with pork mixed into it, but can be used with most any meat or additional vegetables added in. It is, however, normally served in its purest form, as described in def. 1.
2. an eclectic and strange avant garde music duo from Houston, TX. Mainly spelled MoFoNGo.
Is often served with pork mixed into it, but can be used with most any meat or additional vegetables added in. It is, however, normally served in its purest form, as described in def. 1.
2. an eclectic and strange avant garde music duo from Houston, TX. Mainly spelled MoFoNGo.
1. At this Puerto Rican restaurant, I ordered chuletas y mofongo, and it ruled.
2. Man, MoFoNGo's music is very strange, but for some reason I can get into it!
2. Man, MoFoNGo's music is very strange, but for some reason I can get into it!
mofongoes
large saggy boobs usually found on old women. usually used as an insult or as a way to decribe people.
mofongoes by annonymous April 14, 2005
MOFONGO
MOFONGO (muh-FOHNG-oh)
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.
MOFONGO by DD (Double-Down) September 29, 2010
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