mofoliosis 

The medical term for the affliction suffered by all mofo's. It is The singular illness that makes a person a mofo.

Yo I heard gigi caught the mofoliosis. Im gunna bring that mofo some soup!

mofoliosis by b boy mar t mar January 20, 2009

Moliosis 

An ailment or chronic condition due to smoking, or exposure to high concentrations of nicotine and T.H.C (Tetrahydrocannabinol). Moliosis can occur from smoking T.H.C and nicotine, and has many symptoms including muscular atrophy, laziness, hunger, unquenchable thirst, dizziness, temporary paralysis, occasional irrational fear of water, etc. Although in its early stages of research, and not much is known about this disease, awareness must be raised. The word moliosis comes the stem mole- (tobacco and marijuana) and -osis, meaning functional disease or condition.

After smoking a big mole from the bong, Eno developed moliosis and passed out for 6 hours.

Moliosis by The Mole Man M.D. April 11, 2019

moobliosis 

When a guy's man boobs have grown to an enormous size that he needs an F cup bra. o.o

Person 1-Oh my god! Did you see his moobs? D:
Person 2- Yes.. He was diagnosed with moobliosis yesterday..
Person 1- OHSHIT! NOT THAT! D:

moobliosis by ShankShankMoobMobile January 13, 2012

monolosis 

random burst of energy that makes you want to kill

“i was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden a monolosis came over me , and i just started beating the shit out of my sister”

monolosis by harry brownpeter December 20, 2024