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middles

the nether region between a girls legs...otherwise known as her vagina
"hey baby, i really love eating your middles"
by bourbon76 October 1, 2009
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middles

Middles are the tests that take place at the end of the first semester of the school year. Since they aren't finals, they are middles, because they take place in the middle of the year.
"Dude, don't you just hate middles?"
"Yeah, man, they're retarded. Just make us take 1 final to get it over with."
by Kolya January 16, 2005
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Double Middles

A phrase referring to giving both middle fingers at the same time. Often used instead of the actual action. Used to show frustration, confusion or other emotions. Featured on the radio show 'Chill, Bro'. www.chill-bro.tumblr.com
Anthony was annoyed at his digital media assignment and ready to give double middles to the world, but Joey told him to "Chill Bro."
by Chill, Bro. October 24, 2011
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Happy middles

Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.
A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 4, 2020
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malcom bridge middle school

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad
by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020
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Malcom bridge middle school

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes
by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019
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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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