Middlesafe

Used to describe something as average or mediocre.

Ben "How was your day?"
Martin "It was middlesafe."

by Wedge 11 February 1, 2009

Middleware

Software used to combine two applications together

Bradley used middleware to connect two different applications together.

by GeekyCyberNerd May 21, 2020

Middlestream

A source, opinion, fact, information or person who is not mainstream nor fringe. To find such information does not require delving into the depths of the dark web, it is relatively available, but not well known nor featured by the mainstream.

"I like Rachel Maddow"
"Fuck mainstream media"
"I like Alex Jones"
"Too fringe for me"
"I watch Bret Weinstein on Joe Rogan"
"Very middlestream"

by ElectricBananaMan February 28, 2023

#middleagedoaktree

Codeword for when you are out in public with your friends and you see a DILF (Dad I'd Love to Fuck) so that the rest of the public aren't aware that's what you are talking about. Used mostly by Melbournians.

"LOOK AT HIM!!!!! #MIDDLEAGEDOAKTREE"

by maslin July 11, 2023

middleware

the act of pooping inside a Tupperware container and leaving it inside a friends fridge

Tony came over for the game last Friday and let me a stinky middleware

by Pfunkalicious January 22, 2016

MIddlelaner

A person who drives in the middle lane because they are afraid of the people merging in the slow lane and are afraid of driving in the fast lane. Probably shouldn’t even be on the interstate to begin with.

That middlelaner is afraid of everything on the road.

by sherman40336 July 15, 2019

Middlecare

Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.

"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"

by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021