A very small, hole in the earth, shit-ass town that has more skeezers than anywhere else on the planet. It's located in the very most southeastern part of Kentucky. The shit-ass town is full of "I'm better than you" people that love to cheat on their spouses and run for office so they can take more of the citizens' tax money. The shit-ass town was long ago dubbed "The Magic City", obviously by someone that had not the slightest Goddamn clue as to what magic even is. There's also a very strange fact about the shit-ass town that, for the record, states... "This fucking small ass, skeezer havin' ass, hole-in-the-earth havin' ass, shit-ass town was once an actual fucking hole in the earth, that was created by the impact of a huge space rock made of methamphetamine.
by MorningstarLucifer July 31, 2018
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My family library is so middlebrow: all leather-bound editions of the Great Works. Still, I enjoyed looking at the pictures as a kid.
by Hysterical Woman July 23, 2010
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also known as "diddleboro" the second largest town in Massachusetts located south of Boston.
Middleboro is home to the amateur football team the cobra's. an 8th grader that gets drunk and smokes weed every day. A teenager with 3 thumbs. The town pedophile. A naked man running around wielding a knife. A black kid wandering uptown bumming cigarettes. A punk that was once beat up by a girl; and a cheetah print loving, bmx riding, sex addict.
Fires are held once a week out in the sticks of south middleboro. During the summer the town hangout is the skate park located 100 yards from the police station. If you're hungry you can visit one of 3 pizza joints located in 100 feet of each other. If you need a new board you're shit out of luck because the towns skate shop got robbed and closed.
This town is filled with drugs and whores. If you're looking to score some pot and get laid; middleboro is the place to be.
There is a clash between hicks, hood rats and the skate park kids. There is quite a large number of heroin and perk addicts in this town. Cops are assholes and only 0.9 of the students in this town are african american. The average age for a girl to loose her virginity in this town is 12 years old.
If you live in middleboro your favorite past times are making fake facebooks, raising hell in McDonald's, smoking weed, drinking beer, having sex, talking shit, starting trouble, hanging out at cumbies and starting facebook drama.
Middleboro is home to the amateur football team the cobra's. an 8th grader that gets drunk and smokes weed every day. A teenager with 3 thumbs. The town pedophile. A naked man running around wielding a knife. A black kid wandering uptown bumming cigarettes. A punk that was once beat up by a girl; and a cheetah print loving, bmx riding, sex addict.
Fires are held once a week out in the sticks of south middleboro. During the summer the town hangout is the skate park located 100 yards from the police station. If you're hungry you can visit one of 3 pizza joints located in 100 feet of each other. If you need a new board you're shit out of luck because the towns skate shop got robbed and closed.
This town is filled with drugs and whores. If you're looking to score some pot and get laid; middleboro is the place to be.
There is a clash between hicks, hood rats and the skate park kids. There is quite a large number of heroin and perk addicts in this town. Cops are assholes and only 0.9 of the students in this town are african american. The average age for a girl to loose her virginity in this town is 12 years old.
If you live in middleboro your favorite past times are making fake facebooks, raising hell in McDonald's, smoking weed, drinking beer, having sex, talking shit, starting trouble, hanging out at cumbies and starting facebook drama.
by trollinnnn' January 10, 2012
Get the middleboro mug.Middlesbrough is a large Town in North East England and is one of the largest Urban areas in Europe without City status. Its has an Urban population of around 182,000 making it the second largest town/urban hub in the North East after Newcastle (190,000) and before Sunderland (177,000) (not so much a 'small town in Europe' anymore). However only 143,000 are located within the Borough of Middlesbrough who are actually governed by Mbro council which makes it the smallest district and Sunderland the Largest with 300,000.
Middlesbrough itself was established around 1830 and was officially incorporated in 1853. Traditionally in North Riding of Yorkshire, it was merged with Stockton, Thornaby, Eston district, Billingham and Lanbaurgh (Redcar) to form Teesside and later Cleveland County (including Hartlepool). It has some of the most stunning scenery in Europe set against the backdrop of an industrial powerhouse. It set the standrad for steel the world over and was the worlds leading area for steel and iron production. It gained the nickname 'Ironopolis' or City of Iron. Indeed Middlesbrough is responsible for the construction of many famous bridges, The Sydney Harbour bridge, Victoria Falls bridge, our own Transporter and Newport and even the symbol of Geordie pride, the Tyne bridgem was built in Middlesbrough. Famous people to spawn from middlesbrough were/are cpt. James Cook, Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Paul Daniels, Wilf Mannion, Brian Clough, Don Revvie, Chris Rea..... We also invented the Parmo (need I say more). The accent is unique and has become a modern Geordie and scouse although the stereotypical smoggie is a brash hardnut chav who drinks like a whale and swears like f***ing dunno what. All in all MINTAGE!!!
Middlesbrough itself was established around 1830 and was officially incorporated in 1853. Traditionally in North Riding of Yorkshire, it was merged with Stockton, Thornaby, Eston district, Billingham and Lanbaurgh (Redcar) to form Teesside and later Cleveland County (including Hartlepool). It has some of the most stunning scenery in Europe set against the backdrop of an industrial powerhouse. It set the standrad for steel the world over and was the worlds leading area for steel and iron production. It gained the nickname 'Ironopolis' or City of Iron. Indeed Middlesbrough is responsible for the construction of many famous bridges, The Sydney Harbour bridge, Victoria Falls bridge, our own Transporter and Newport and even the symbol of Geordie pride, the Tyne bridgem was built in Middlesbrough. Famous people to spawn from middlesbrough were/are cpt. James Cook, Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Paul Daniels, Wilf Mannion, Brian Clough, Don Revvie, Chris Rea..... We also invented the Parmo (need I say more). The accent is unique and has become a modern Geordie and scouse although the stereotypical smoggie is a brash hardnut chav who drinks like a whale and swears like f***ing dunno what. All in all MINTAGE!!!
by Nimrod282 October 24, 2006
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The seventh floor of Middlebrook Hall seems to be home to the highest concentration of the aforementioned pale, frail, Midwestern white kids. It's a strange and fickle place, where up is down and awkward is normal.
The seventh floor of Middlebrook Hall seems to be home to the highest concentration of the aforementioned pale, frail, Midwestern white kids. It's a strange and fickle place, where up is down and awkward is normal.
Halloween was confusing. It was entirely unclear whether a given MIddlebrook resident was wearing a costume or if that was just their normal attire.
by Kyle Bladewing, Joe the Omnipotent, Josh the Igniter January 30, 2008
Get the Middlebrook mug.Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.
Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.
Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.
by chahenE February 10, 2010
Get the Middlebrook Hot mug.A town in the north-east of England, situated on the river Tees, which is also the largest town in Europe, just because it hasn't been made into a city yet. Home of the smoggie, named after the ICI chemical plant and other industries which fill the air with pollution and make the sky turn brown in winter. Locals call both the town and the football team (Middlesbrough FC) "Boro", while outsiders misspell the town's name as MiddlesbOrough. There is a distinctive Teesside accent, distinguishable from Geordie, despite what the producers of Steel River Blues would like you to think.
Landmarks include the Transporter Bridge, the largest aerial ferry in the world (though there are only about three), the Newport Bridge, and various monuments in and around the town to commemmorate Captain James Cook, the explorer who discovered Australia and was born in the local area. The inhabitants will be quick to complain about the virtual lack of any other famous monuments, and a dearth of celebrities. Other famous people from the town include (and are largely limited to): Kirsten O'Brien, the children's TV presenter; Paul Daniels, the magician; and a few footballers.
Though not a very old, famous or prestigious town, residents realise its merits when they find out there are rarely gridlocks at rush hour, unlike most other towns and cities, despite the limitations of there only being two main roads into the town centre. This is possibly because everybody is so put off by the high rate of drug dealing, teenage pregnancy, poverty and other crime, that the town is rated by many to be the worst place to live in Britain, much to the delight of the suburbians and to the dismay of the town redevelopers.
In development, the seemingly overly well-planned industrial estate has allowed many local businesses to flourish, and an ambitious redevelopment plan for Middlehaven, a brownfield site by the river, hopes to attract more businesses and money to the area. However, the plans have been ridiculed by non-residents and residents alike, for its suggestion of turning the place into a "Toy Town". The prospect of a casino, riverside apartments and a self-sufficient business community also detracts from Middlesbrough's industrial heritage and may not serve to redevelop the town effectively.
In recent years, the town's location has somehow come into question. In very early times much of it was part of North Yorkshire, and then Langbargh/Cleveland/Teesside. Now, apparently none of these places exist, so there is no county and you have to look under 'Durham' or elsewhere to find the town in a directory. However, the area retains its TS postal area code. The telephone area code is 01642.
Landmarks include the Transporter Bridge, the largest aerial ferry in the world (though there are only about three), the Newport Bridge, and various monuments in and around the town to commemmorate Captain James Cook, the explorer who discovered Australia and was born in the local area. The inhabitants will be quick to complain about the virtual lack of any other famous monuments, and a dearth of celebrities. Other famous people from the town include (and are largely limited to): Kirsten O'Brien, the children's TV presenter; Paul Daniels, the magician; and a few footballers.
Though not a very old, famous or prestigious town, residents realise its merits when they find out there are rarely gridlocks at rush hour, unlike most other towns and cities, despite the limitations of there only being two main roads into the town centre. This is possibly because everybody is so put off by the high rate of drug dealing, teenage pregnancy, poverty and other crime, that the town is rated by many to be the worst place to live in Britain, much to the delight of the suburbians and to the dismay of the town redevelopers.
In development, the seemingly overly well-planned industrial estate has allowed many local businesses to flourish, and an ambitious redevelopment plan for Middlehaven, a brownfield site by the river, hopes to attract more businesses and money to the area. However, the plans have been ridiculed by non-residents and residents alike, for its suggestion of turning the place into a "Toy Town". The prospect of a casino, riverside apartments and a self-sufficient business community also detracts from Middlesbrough's industrial heritage and may not serve to redevelop the town effectively.
In recent years, the town's location has somehow come into question. In very early times much of it was part of North Yorkshire, and then Langbargh/Cleveland/Teesside. Now, apparently none of these places exist, so there is no county and you have to look under 'Durham' or elsewhere to find the town in a directory. However, the area retains its TS postal area code. The telephone area code is 01642.
Middlesbrough's a daza place to live because there aren't any traffic jams, which totally outweighs the risk of having my car burned out or bursting my tyre on a syringe.
by TonyS September 1, 2006
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