Malcom is a man who is so good with women that he can't touch any without them dying of an intensive orgasm.
Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.
Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.
Is that Malcom? I hope he doesn't touch me or I'll die of a crazy awesome orgasm. I saw him playing hackey-sack and he's very good at it.
by WackaWacka September 17, 2013
by NotHuman February 22, 2020
by HeGotSauce November 10, 2019
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
by Cassidy Stevens June 02, 2017
by Briplaysimvu November 01, 2019
by NinjasCamper April 23, 2019
Not the tallest but Malcom is very athletic and very chill at times, makes many jokes that aren’t exactly the funniest until Malcom says it, he tends to lie on the outside about his facique but once you know him you realize he is actually pretty strong how he takes his flaws and make them into a positive thought.
by MalcomWest August 04, 2018