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End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student.

Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter.

They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.
Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life.
by wakegirl January 17, 2012
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
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A test that proves to your teachers that you did not learn shit this year.
Fuck I need to study for finals for 10 hours because I didn't learn shit this year.
hour 1: Actually get shit done

hour 2:Get bored

hour 3:notification

hour 3 1m: one game is wouldn't hurt me.

hour 3-9: gaming

hour 9 5min: .....Shit.....

hour 10: buy/drink 12 cups of coffee

The rest of the night until 6:00 am: Still does nothing

Finals: well I'm fucked
by TheBenActive December 18, 2014
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An ugly thing that college and high school students must deal with at the end of a semester/quarter/trimester. Very unpleasant to deal with. When dealing with a "final", one usually drinks excess amounts of coffee and sleeps very little.
sad student: I have a 3 hour final in my Chem 3B class and I think I'm gonna bomb it.
sympathetic friend: I'm sorry, I feel your pain. I have a lab final tomorrow in Bio 1A.
sad student: bummer
by Miss Cinders August 12, 2006
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A highly contagious disease spreading between students, who approach the end of an educational period. It is common that nearly every student within a term is infected. Even though the symptoms might vary between countries as well as between individual students, the world wide threat can be identified by a massive increase in stress levels. It may also comes with other symptoms such as severe depression, anxiety and insomnia... For some reason teachers all other the world tried to counter this disease with written exams regarding specific topics. Even though this procedure might cure the majority of students, it might also cause long term effects which are proven to impact the students life. Even "cured" persons may suffer from ongoing depression and huge losses in self-esteem and sanity. Testing a students knowledge and skills during this mentally unstable period is also heavily in doubt.
I'm pretty worried about Carl. He behaved pretty strange recently and I didn't see him smiling for weeks..." - "Yep, he's got Finals coming up. Just hope he's recovering well during holidays..."
by Claus Nevermore December 17, 2014
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I am so stressed out. I have two finals tommorrow, one Wednesday and two Friday. i wanna die.
by dellcomp321 December 10, 2006
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