microtic 

When the micro text editor with all its sexy key bindings and petite portable single-file binary that can penetrate SSH struts around in the nude for your pleasure and you can't stave off your erection any longer.

Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on

microtic by Bad C dev January 22, 2022

Microtech 

A tactical knife manufacturer founded in 1994, Microtech makes a wide range of knives, mainly for use by military and police, although some are popular to civilians.

They gained most of their initial fame for their OTF (Out The Front) knives early on, and were well known for their extremely high quality.

Some of their knives have been used in television shows, such as the HALO (High Altitiude Low Opening) in "24"

Microtech Knives continue to operate with a simple mission "To Make The Best Knives Possible"

Billy: Hey babe, check out this knife I got from the store, it cost me $250 *click*
Sarah: Billy, are you shitting me? That money was supposed to be used to buy flowers for old Aunt Delilah
Billy: Relax, I went into the flower shop afterwards and when I pulled it out to open a letter, the owner said I could have anything I wanted and to not hurt him.

I went on vacation to California and when the cop stopped me for speeding, he noticed a Microtech OTF clip in my pocket and arrested me.

Microtech by Jagdkommando March 2, 2015

mirotic 

A combination of the korean word for “maze/labyrinth” (미로 or miro)and the english work "tic". Title of DBSK's (a korean boyband) fourth album in Korea.

DBSK's Vol.4 - Mirotic

mirotic by Shuuan November 2, 2008

Mirotic 

The name of korean group Dong Bang Shin Ki's 4th album and title song. Miro from Korean/Chinese character for maze and the english suffix -tic. Means that you are under a spell you can't get out from.

Its mirotic.

Mirotic by Aki22 January 17, 2009

microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick 

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

jukt micronics 

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

jukt micronics by Bluespark August 2, 2007