Microdicking 

The cocktail and obnoxious behavior of an overly confident male

Everyone is complaining about Greg because he's been microdicking about his status

Microdicking by Frailgift February 21, 2024

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

Microfiching by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009