microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

by Peter October 28, 2004

jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

by Bluespark August 2, 2007