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Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.
James is such a Blimpus.
by Gollum May 28, 2006
mugGet the Blimpusmug.

echo chamber

A woman's pussy that is so stretched out of shape that if someone were to say something while going down on her,it would echo at least 3 times.
Damn Stephanie! What did you do, hump a cruise missile? This echo chamber is HUGE!
by Gollum May 28, 2006
mugGet the echo chambermug.

dice

"You failed the test? Diiiice"
Your arm was severed in a freak lab accident? Diiiice"
by Gollum March 28, 2003
mugGet the dicemug.

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.
Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.
by Gollum April 18, 2005
mugGet the Thundercuntmug.

nasty breath

"Nice" nickname for someone whose teeth are so rotted that even if they rinsed their mouth out with acid it wouldn't make a difference.
I don't care how many breath mints you pop during sex, I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, nasty breath!
by Gollum May 28, 2006
mugGet the nasty breathmug.

Colby

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.
American is ok but Colby is downright gross!
by Gollum May 25, 2006
mugGet the Colbymug.

geritol prozac queen

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.
I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!
by gollum June 1, 2006
mugGet the geritol prozac queenmug.

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