Gollum's definitions

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Nagger

Little blonde wife wannabe that does nothing but bitch and complain.

Stephanie was such a nagger that her husband choked the life out of her.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Colby

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

American is ok but Colby is downright gross!

by Gollum May 25, 2006

echo chamber

A woman's pussy that is so stretched out of shape that if someone were to say something while going down on her,it would echo at least 3 times.

Damn Stephanie! What did you do, hump a cruise missile? This echo chamber is HUGE!

by Gollum May 28, 2006