micronuke

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010

Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

Micronut

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.

Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."

by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014

microqueef

Insult. A smaller version of a queef, such that it is virtually undetectable or insignificant.

Tom Cruise is a sad sack of shit and a microqueef of a human being.

by CandyPants83 January 4, 2019

Microlude

Microlude (alt. MicroLuna)- n, the tiny delusion of grandeur when one thinks that their latest post, tweet or status update will make them famous.

example - p1 Man, I'm going to be famous when everyone starts saying "microlude"

p2 Dude, you're have a microlude

by wunddal December 22, 2009

microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009

Microfucked

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

by paulio2020 July 8, 2020