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Microlude 

Microlude (alt. MicroLuna)- n, the tiny delusion of grandeur when one thinks that their latest post, tweet or status update will make them famous.
example - p1 Man, I'm going to be famous when everyone starts saying "microlude"

p2 Dude, you're have a microlude
Microlude by wunddal December 22, 2009
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Microdermal

A single point piercing in which a "Microdermal" anchor is placed under the skin and "popped" into place. They can be placed anywhere on the body including face/eyelids etc.

Microdermal anchors have far less chance than any other surface piercing to reject although often run into complications if put in by an in-experienced piercer.
Cassy got a microdermal in between her cleavage!
Microdermal by Tom K Blair August 1, 2008

microqueef 

Insult. A smaller version of a queef, such that it is virtually undetectable or insignificant.
Tom Cruise is a sad sack of shit and a microqueef of a human being.
microqueef by CandyPants83 January 4, 2019

Microdeflated

The feeling you get when you take meal you have been looking forward to from the microwave, sit down to your favorite show only to discover it is still icy cold in the middle.
Mark had been working hard! Imagine his feeling when he finally found time to sit down to the lunch his wife had lovingly packed that morning only to discover it was still cold in the middle . Mark was microdeflated
Microdeflated by Dagzey6707 August 28, 2019
smokin and drinking to the point where yo ass is leanin
i got some beer and weed.lets microlene
microlene by Jeska Depalmer June 11, 2006

microderp 

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.
John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.
microderp by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

Microquadernophilia 

the love of small notebooks
My microquadernophilia has been rather intense lately, and I'm going broke!
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.

"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."
Microquadernophilia by fakeredhead November 14, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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