microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009

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microwaved shit

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

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microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

by b-hen April 22, 2009

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microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

by Almondsssss August 4, 2021

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A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008

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microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

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oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

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