micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

micropuke by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

micropretension 

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

micropretension by n0ta February 8, 2017

micropeen queen 

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

micropeen queen by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

micropreneurship 

Short answer - entrepreneurship on a micro level

Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are just outside your capacity - allowing you to meet new people, develop new skills, focus your energies on producing something useful, and growing as a person.

Steve loves doing those cool projects - he's really into micropreneurship.

micropreneurship by Jason Shen January 14, 2008

micropeen 

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.

Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.

micropeen by G-Noles March 10, 2010

microqueef 

Insult. A smaller version of a queef, such that it is virtually undetectable or insignificant.

Tom Cruise is a sad sack of shit and a microqueef of a human being.

microqueef by CandyPants83 January 4, 2019