by SmashTheState June 7, 2023
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by chxndler February 10, 2021
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A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.
Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."
Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."
Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."
by n0ta February 8, 2017
Get the micropretension mug.The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.
Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."
by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015
Get the micropeen queen mug.Short answer - entrepreneurship on a micro level
Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are just outside your capacity - allowing you to meet new people, develop new skills, focus your energies on producing something useful, and growing as a person.
Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are just outside your capacity - allowing you to meet new people, develop new skills, focus your energies on producing something useful, and growing as a person.
by Jason Shen January 14, 2008
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A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.
I can't see your micropeen.
Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.
I can't see your micropeen.
Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.
by G-Noles March 10, 2010
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