micronutritism 

Religion based off the consumption of smoothies and the belief that every soul is a certain flavor. Enlightenment is reached when the soul ingests it's synonymous flavor. Rituals take place on new moons, full moons, and leap day. Every new moon Smoothites gather their ingredients and depending on their month's flavor combinations, they will either bury or freeze their components. (Freezing and burying will ensure that the ingredients stay fresh and are purified by the Earth and it's natural forces. However if your ingredients rot or are damaged in some way, do not ingest. This combination was not your souls match and it was the Gods warning you so. However some sects believe in eating the rotten ingredients in an attempt to reach enlightenment however this just annoys the smoothie gods and they won't warn you about wrong combos again.) Every full moon, the ingredients are dug up or thawed and blended into a smoothie. If the combination is correct enlightenment shall be reached if not, the next full moon is another chance. Every leap year true believers take the leap day to travel to find an exotic or extremely fresh ingredients. Many believe this day to be sacred and bring good luck in correct combinations. Word of caution, if one dies before finding their souls smoothie, they will be reincarnated as a lesser being until they finally find their flavor combination.

"I can't wait for leap day! I'm traveling to Antarctica to find a rare toot that might be my missing ingredient!"
"Oh I didn't know you practiced micronutritism! I've always wanted to get into that."

micronutritism by RiriRascal January 19, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012