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micronis

A male genital that is deemed microscopic. In other words, an exaggerated way to say, "small male genital".
"Dude, she won't hit. You have a micronis."
by gary_slobber May 26, 2025
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Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.
The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.
by Rosskopf December 20, 2013
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Micronesian Mahi Mahi

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.
by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019
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Micronesia

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."
consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....
by DanguMofo December 7, 2012
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jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.
I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?
by Bluespark August 2, 2007
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micropiss

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.
I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.
by CAMRA man January 12, 2014
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Micronesia

A pacific islands and they are fighters if u mess with them or including family,they will beat ur ass they are fast and have talent and if u mess with them too much watch out you’ll get ur ass beat family is everything over there and if u mess wit one u mess with all #riding with my tamalen
Bully:imma get u

Micro:u have to get pass through my fam first

#micronesia
by Micro man November 16, 2019
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