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Microfist

Went in for a fist bump, got a microfist in return, that guy is way too short.
by Forbedeaus August 6, 2021
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Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.
The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.
by Rosskopf December 20, 2013
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microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.
Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.
by Derek Michael December 6, 2015
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Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.
KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.
by ASteezy June 11, 2008
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Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.
Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."
by Derek Michael November 24, 2015
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Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.
-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.
by Tusilos November 10, 2015
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Microstove

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.
by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017
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