microfish 

Refers to either:
(1) Archival film made from organic leftovers from da seafood industry.
(2) Long strips of celluloid negatives dat contain photos of da wimpy-sized bass and trout dat you hooked and then threw back.

If ya value da status of yer dental health, ya should never ask a typical forked-tongued angler ("I fish, therefore I lie") to show ya his rolls of microfish.

microfish by QuacksO November 11, 2020

microshit fanboy 

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

microshit fanboy by sd8322 June 4, 2021

Microshafted 

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microshaft 

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

Microshaft by lore November 13, 2003

microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.

He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.

microasshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Microshite 

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

Microshite by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

Microshmeetive

That moment when the dick isn't as big as you expected it to be, the first moment of disappointment.

Rachel had a microshmeetive moment when she realized the dick wasn't as big as she thought.

Microshmeetive by Nonstopthot101 February 8, 2017