Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.
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I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
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This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.
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Can also signify penis.
Can also signify penis.
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It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
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