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microcough
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
Word of the Day on November 26, 2020
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microturd
This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.
microturd by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019
microcontroller
A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.
Can also signify penis.
Can also signify penis.
microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020
microcrapping
That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.
microcrapping by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
Pular no microondas
"To jump in the microwave oven"
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Pular no microondas by Luizin March 20, 2010
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