Microhard 

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

Microhard by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.

Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."

Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

microturd 

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.

This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.

microturd by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019

microturding

A term describing the phenomenon of tiny, hard, rabbit pellet-like shits that cluster in a big lump, resulting from opiate use.

Maybe it’s TMI, but I’ve been microturding for the entire week.

microturding by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

macrohard 

Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

macrohard by haha September 4, 2003

macrohard onfire 

the opposite of microsoft office
macro - micro
hard - soft
on - off
fire - ice

bro 1 - "dude i just realized. macrohard onfire is the opposite of microsoft office"
bro 2 - "brooooo"

macrohard onfire by dawagabriel January 19, 2022

macroHard 

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.

If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."

macroHard by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022