Microchode
A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
Microchode
A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
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Microchode
Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.
Microchode by Vazdan February 21, 2026
Microphone Spamming
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008
microphone check
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013
Kurt Cobain's Microphone
A shotgun.
*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017
Microphone check
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
Microphone check by all_good_daze June 15, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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