microturd 

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.

This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.

microturd by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019

Microtransaction 

A method used by game developers, especially in hyper casual mobile games, where a game will be free to download, however users gain an unfair advantage by paying for in-game currency which normally is relatively hard to get. Sometimes games implement an in-game currency that's only obtainable by paying, whose only use is to be converted to a different currency which can then be used to buy items in the game. This is a very common trick where developers abstract money into in-game currencies so players are distanced from the consequences of buying it.

These tricks are most commonly used in games by companies instead of indie games since they rely on making money and for the most part don't care about the quality of their games.

While this trick being very known and frowned upon by the gaming community, developers still manage to trick enough people into paying in their games to keep their business going.

Microtransactions are ruining mobile games!

Microtransaction by  March 2, 2019

Microtransaction 

The cancer of modern gaming

Did you hear? To access the later levels, you have to do a microtransaction!

Microtransaction by Secret Agent: Dog April 15, 2015

Microtransaction 

A pay-to-win or pay-to-play method that game companies use to make the consumer's wallets burn.

Jake was so irritated with the microtransactions in the game that he was playing so he decided to install an apk that would give him free coins and free diamonds.

Microtransaction by EspuressoTheCoffee August 9, 2017

microtrigger 

A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"

Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.

microtrigger by poopooOU812 September 5, 2016

macroturd 

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

microturding

A term describing the phenomenon of tiny, hard, rabbit pellet-like shits that cluster in a big lump, resulting from opiate use.

Maybe it’s TMI, but I’ve been microturding for the entire week.

microturding by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019