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Mexistache 

A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.
Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache
Mexistache by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004

Mexistash 

A "weak" mustache that is grown by a 15 or 16 year old that doesnt shave. Mexistashes consist of just peach fuzz.
"Al has a mexistash"
Mexistash by will November 29, 2003

Moistache 

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.
Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.
Moistache by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013

Methstache 

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

methstache 

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.
Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
methstache by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009

Mistache 

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.
Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!
Mistache by old school 53 November 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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