mexostache

A mexican mustache. That trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the asshole. Can start at the anus. Genererates 300kohms of butt-crack-heat in less than a second. They are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are Russian, but they are pretty much men anyways.....

I shaved my mexostache today because I got tired of keeping it up. The powerful shocks to my nutsack did not help either.

by Marmas February 24, 2006

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

Methstache

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."

by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

Moostache

A place for storing cows.

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?

by fligglepop July 9, 2021

methstache

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.

Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.

by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009

moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

Moostache

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.

Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."

by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007