Methstache

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."

by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

methstache

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.

Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.

by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009

muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

by Bbungus May 6, 2010

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

Mashstache

(verb) When two men with moustaches lock lips.

Bro 1: You have such a beautiful moustache
Bro 2: You too bro, we should mashstache
they do so.

by use_my_holes45 November 14, 2011

Mehstache

Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.

That kid should just shave, his mehstache is impressing nobody.

by Laser pointer January 5, 2013

meowstache

The very best cat in all of the world, and is hissy. ;_(

Me: "Yay! Meowstache is not scared!--" HISS

by HeavyMetalRocks January 6, 2015