Mexistache
Mexistache by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005
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Mexistache
Mexistache by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004
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Mexistache • mexostache • mexa-stache • mex-stache • Mexistash • moistache • Mistache • methstache • Mehstache • melestache
Moistache
Moistache by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013
Methstache
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014
methstache
Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
methstache by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009
Mistache
A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.
Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!
Mistache by old school 53 November 22, 2009
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