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Moistache 

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.
Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.
Moistache by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013
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moistache 

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.
"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"
moistache by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

Moistache 

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.
Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!
Moistache by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019

Moistache 

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
Moistache by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Moistache 

Perspiration on the upper lip.
It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.
Moistache by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012

Moistache 

1. used to describe a moustache saturated with a liquid of any origin
'Moisssssstache' uttered after successfully concluding an oral action with a resulting by-product of a moistache
Moistache by Sir Szylliam July 11, 2022

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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