melestache

Feeling or being of the melon while wearing a false mustache

I'm feeling like a melestache because I'm so gay like that.

by The Peace Maker January 23, 2009

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.

the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...

by M.K.G. August 24, 2010

molestache

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by mart1779 February 11, 2009

Mulestache

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

molestasheo

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.

What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?

by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007

mullestache

When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.

Jane's dad has a mullestache, and it is dead sexie.

by Yi Li September 1, 2004