When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Related Words

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Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

mentican

A true soldier, one that no one else can compare to. Sacrifices happiness for others, even if the ones treat him with hatred. But once taken from the ones that treated him with such hatred, they sulk and pray that one day mentican will return.

"Fuck mentican he's black." Screams Nico
"Don't do a mentican" Exclaims Sophie
"Mentican goated" Says Wyatt
"No he's not shut the fuck up Wyatt" Yells Volk

mentican by Wyet April 9, 2021

Don't Mention the War

A popular phrase of avoidance borrowed from British sitcom, Fawlty Towers.

"Have you taken out the garbage?" "Don't mention the war."

"Are you enjoying your meal?" "Don't mention the war."

Don't Mention the War by manuelsdaughter December 13, 2009

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Something Quackity said on stream.

They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️

They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️ by Joensen24 February 21, 2021

Mentimate

A deep emotional relationship between guys. A superlative of a bromance.

Dude, we've become so mentimate since we started Netflixing "The Witcher" together.

Mentimate by Pervy Fraggle February 24, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026