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menstipated 

When your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason-- even pregnancy.
"My period is a week late! And I'm usually so regular!"

"You think you could be pregnant?"

"No! I haven't had it in months!"

"Relax, girl! You're just menstipated."
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mentulate 

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.
Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.
mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Metamate 

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again
We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.
Metamate by Shrepped February 15, 2022

Metamates 

What Facebook employees are unofficially being called by fellow geeks, as “the Zuck” shift their attention to the Metaverse or to the world of virtual reality (VR).
Math geeks who are bewitched or mesmerized by what the Metaverse could offer the physical world in coming years or decades have a very high chance of being recruited as Metamates.
Metamates by Fasters June 14, 2022

Mantimate 

( adjective) A special relationship between men, a platonic love thats "totally manly". Also see guy love.
"my boyfriend is getting really mantimate with his drinking buddy. He made my boyfriend dinner. At our house."
Mantimate by Kira Baldass January 26, 2009

Mensilater 

One who mensilates. Commonly described at parties as, "the bomb," or, "the ultimate wenis".
Holy shit bros! That dude over there is a total mensilater!
Mensilater by word person lol August 19, 2009