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extremely high; references mountain goats
Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.
by matthewryan June 21, 2006
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When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.
So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.
by soulsurfer78 February 02, 2011
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The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".
Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!
by The Capitano April 10, 2008
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getting goated means getting fucked so hard that you end up ramming your head into the headboard so agressively, goat milk practically spurs out of you.
Bro, Emma is getting goated this weekend.

They had a threesome and took turns getting goated.
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by mareefleema July 26, 2018
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To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.
"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)
by HPHatecrafts April 07, 2009
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Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head
Cory just goated that goat!
by Ryan December 19, 2004
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A state of mind, a feeling that's all high and beyond stoked.

A feeling that can't be described and leaves speechless.
How you doing bro? I'm totally goated!

I'm so fucking goated right now!

goat stoke stoked ecstasy fuck amazing high highest euphoria Feeling
by TheMadJueys April 08, 2016
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