mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

munzered 

To be a a chronic one upper

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!

munzered by Citozki October 31, 2013

Menkered 

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event

Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered

Menkered by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

muntered 

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

muntered by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

mentored 

(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.

"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"

mentored by Raptor973 September 12, 2009

Muntered 

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

Muntered by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010