meatie

To rapidly slap your semi hard cock on someones forehead while screaming meatie in a high pitched party toned voice usualy done as a threat if a girlfriend wont make you a sandwich or back talks you.

I told Laurie if she dident hurry up and give me a mouth hug she was going to get a meatie

2, She said she was going to be up and ready by 7am so at 645 when she was still asleep I woke her up with a meatie

by pussylicking_whitebelt January 5, 2018

Meatie

The most rad group of mates ever in the world

"Look at those meaties, boozin like its their jobby job..."

by #4 December 6, 2004

meatie

Swedish name for old homosexual.

"That man at the Blue Oyster over 60's night is a meatie."

by Picklintime April 14, 2003

beatie meatie

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.

I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Meaniepants

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.

"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you just said, right?"

by Babo - B June 6, 2019

Meatesta

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat

1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"

by AJ Plight September 7, 2013

Meanie-Bo-Beenie

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.

parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!

by CdizzlecanNizzleU November 26, 2009