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Mentor of Merrymaking
(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.
Mentor of Merrymaking by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014
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mellorine
1: Non-dairy alternative to ice cream, wherein other fats are used instead of milk fat. It can be made out of both animal fat and vegetable fat. It has a sweat and delicate taste, just like a fine woman. At least that's what Sanji thinks.
2: An interjection often used in the sight of pure beauty that would be sweet to the taste if it was a food.
2: An interjection often used in the sight of pure beauty that would be sweet to the taste if it was a food.
mentorphobia
An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.
This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020
Mellor Up
The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
The Dirty Menorah
While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
The Dirty Menorah by justplainnuts December 1, 2009
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