Menlo

A college that is a joke. It is for people who aren't independent enough to go to a real college or are too dumb and did not get in anywhere else. Or for athletes who wanted to play college sports but are not good enough so they go play here. It is basically high school, but since there are a few dorms the kids feel like they went away to college. Basically, it is a place for failures. I went to this school and played sports for them and have gone no where because of it.

Mark: Where do you go to school?
Michael: I go to Menlo College
Mark: Where?
Michael: Menlo
Mark: Never heard of it

by AnthonyLAvez February 21, 2011

Menlo

Background Information: My neighbor and companion Dave decided to attend Menlo College for a while. Dave expressed his negative feelings about this school, and the name of it, Menlo, with a similar structure to the word Milo became a frequent addition to the vocabulary.

"An expression referring to the College; used to convey disgust, dissatisfaction, or a present, conciliatory state of being. (Long 2)"

Grammatical Usage: Menlo is similar to milo, it does not have any certain meaning and can be used in nearly all situations.

Verb: Let's Menlo to the QFC.
Basic Noun: That looks kind of menlo.
Proper Noun: My college of choice is menlo.
Adjective: That skateboard was menlorific.
To Fill Awkward Silence:
Mother: "Where have you been this afternoon when you were supposed to be working on your essay?
Son: "....Menlo."
To Replace another word: "Please pass the bread and Menlo."
This list could be endless... Menlo could be used in any circumstance especially in place of the word milo.

by Miloria July 7, 2004

Menlo

A school in which boys undergo a sex change in their first year, they are also forced to join the LGBTQ+ community.

"Look that boy just kissed another boy, he must be in Menlo!"

by Pinkanator November 25, 2020

Menlo Park

Menlo Park is a city filled with trees, Mercedes and tech industry multillionaires. It is part of one of the wealthiest areas in the entire world, consisting of neighboring cities like Atherton, Woodside, Hillsborough, Palo Alto and others

Want to buy a house in Menlo Park? Don't bother calling a realtor unless you have at least a million to spend, and don't expect much with only that

by John179 September 27, 2008

Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

by mplad July 22, 2006

menlo school

the best school ever. Its hecka awesome as always. and yes we are too good for real grass. and not all of us r rich snobs

hater: yr a rich snob hehe....u suck
menlo school person: screw u, u bs

by oeqbvoqeibvn November 8, 2007

Menlo School

An awesome school for intelligent children who have above average IQs, unlike the jealous jerks who have commented on this school. Anyone can get in if they have the right brains, but if you can't afford the school, Menlo will support you kindly. No matter what clothes you wear, what style you have, and your monthly income, you will be accepted at Menlo. Yes, you may have met people from Menlo who are somewhat spoiled, there are always rude people from each school that you will see, and Menlo is being unfairly targeted by stupid, retarded freaks.

examples are awesome people from Menlo School

by Lindsay Melone March 6, 2009