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Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018

mindfuckery 

1. the action of somone acting in a way, or doing an action with the intent of seriously disturbing another person(s). (simplified; the action of a mindfucker doing what he/she does best) 2. A piece of artistic work (paintings, music, drawings, motion pictures, animations) which cause the individual observing it (intentionaly or unintentionaly) emotional distress, or radicaly changes their ideas/beliefs about/in something. (a good example of this is the entire series of neon genesis evangelion, and it's movies)
1. "I just can't stand his/her/their kind of mindfuckery!"
2. "Man, what a load of mindfuckery."
mindfuckery by thanatos-knight December 30, 2009
McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

badass mindfucker 

A description of someone wildly adept at influencing others to think in ways that cause confusion or disorientation, often yielding behavior that benefits or gratifies them.
She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"
I hate dat muffucker!
Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Fucker McFuckerton

A name describing a total douche bag, ass hole, dick face, or any other unpleasant description of a man.

An explicative word when one hurts them self.
" So last night I waited 45 minutes for Doug to show up. He never called or texted to say he wasn't coming, what a Fucker McFuckerton!!"

As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"
Fucker McFuckerton by xxkookie70 February 19, 2012