This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.
I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.
by ChipSlap February 28, 2005
CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”
Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.
by ChipSlap July 24, 2018
To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.
Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.
Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.
by ChipSlap February 03, 2005
A Larryism is be found in the sentence: "They didn't know when Kennedy was shot that Orwell would be killed two days later."
by ChipSlap September 01, 2005
Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.
by ChipSlap February 22, 2005
Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.
I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.
One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.
One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.
by ChipSlap February 02, 2005
Verb. To make an already strange/creepy/outrageous situation much more so. From Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. After Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis were captured at the pawn shop; the two crackers brought out a ball-gagged, leather-clad prisoner--and things got really wierd.
Past tense: Brought out the gimp.
Past tense: Brought out the gimp.
Things were already pretty fucked-up at Abu Ghraib, but then Grainer and England decided to bring out the gimp by arranging a naked man pile.
by ChipSlap January 17, 2007