20 definitions by ChipSlap
A Larryism is be found in the sentence: "They didn't know when Kennedy was shot that Orwell would be killed two days later."
by ChipSlap September 1, 2005
To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.
by ChipSlap March 7, 2005
Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.
by ChipSlap February 22, 2005
Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.
Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.
Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.
1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.
2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.
2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.
by ChipSlap February 1, 2005
CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”
Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.
by ChipSlap July 24, 2018
This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.
I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.
by ChipSlap February 28, 2005
Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.
I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.
One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.
One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.
by ChipSlap February 2, 2005