mudfucker

M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.

- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker

by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008

mudfucker

Anyone who uses falsehoods and blatant lies to justify a self-elevated position, removing themselves physically from the dirt they belong in for short bursts, only to get dirty again and again, in and out of the mud.

John Kerry is a mudfucker.

by Kerry Hater August 18, 2004

longjaw mudsucker

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

by SpekTro April 5, 2015

mindfuckery

1. the action of somone acting in a way, or doing an action with the intent of seriously disturbing another person(s). (simplified; the action of a mindfucker doing what he/she does best) 2. A piece of artistic work (paintings, music, drawings, motion pictures, animations) which cause the individual observing it (intentionaly or unintentionaly) emotional distress, or radicaly changes their ideas/beliefs about/in something. (a good example of this is the entire series of neon genesis evangelion, and it's movies)

1. "I just can't stand his/her/their kind of mindfuckery!"
2. "Man, what a load of mindfuckery."

by thanatos-knight December 30, 2009

mcfuckery

McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!

Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Golden Mudbucket

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.

Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.

by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012

badass mindfucker

A description of someone wildly adept at influencing others to think in ways that cause confusion or disorientation, often yielding behavior that benefits or gratifies them.

She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2019