Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

PUFFUCKERY 

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,

kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery

PUFFUCKERY by JJRidds February 25, 2015

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Moffucked 

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.

A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'

Moffucked by Admixt February 8, 2012

Muffuckle 

(n) A muffled chuckle
(v) to make a muffuckle

Carly and Caleb had a muffuckle at the incoherent, meandering, and entirely inappropriate yet oddly hilarious ranting of their biology professor

Muffuckle by hylkemon July 27, 2019

Moffucked 

The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.

Similar to being mind-fucked.

Person 1: Did you see last night's Doctor Who?

Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!

Moffucked by aiaisanotareal May 23, 2011

mcfuckery

McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!

Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”

mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018