megafucker

Gender-neutral variant on expletive motherfucker. Anyone who's just really, a real fucker, you know?

Cinematic event of the day: This megafucker in the Benz tried to run me off the road, so at the next stop light I bashed in his window with my U-Lock and took off.

megafucker by eyeyey March 15, 2005

megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.

I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!

megapuckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

megafuckjob

When you haven’t just been slightly screwed but royally fucked, usually by a large company or a sociopath.

That embarrassing megafuckjob came out of left field, I never once saw it coming.

megafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

magafucker 

Die-hard supporter of Donald Trump. Portmanteau of "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) and "motherfucker"

Those magafuckers would deport their own parents just to piss off the liberals

magafucker by shroom42 May 10, 2017

Megafuck 

Used as an extreme of the word "Fuck". You would use it in any situation where you would use the word "Fuck". Or just simply insert it into any sentence replacing the noun, adjective, or verb. Makes 'em know you ain't megafucking kidding.

Adjective:

That guy's a megafucking loser!
Noun:

That party was such a megafuck!
Verb:

Dude, I totally megafucked Jessica last night!

I megafucking hate getting a dirty sanchez!

Megafuck by Clarke B., Nikita M., Julia C. August 11, 2010

Megafuckoff 

A Megafuckoff is someone who is so much of a whiny little bitch that anyone who comes into contact with them will imminently want to tear out there wind pipe and beat them to death with it.
It's origins are from the school grounds of one "Jealy" who is totally awesome. where he told one teacher that he was a Megafuckoff when "Jealy" was questioned about stepping on a plant.

Teacher- Hay don't step on the plant.. what did that ever do to you
Jealy- fuck off you Nature Nancy
Teacher- What did you say!?
Jealy Ok i'll rephrase YOUR A MEGAFUCKOFF NATURE NANCY!
or
Jonno- hay Jealy, it's Stoken
Jealy- Holy shit, megafuckoff alert

Megafuckoff by Jealtech March 3, 2009

megafucked 

when megavideo's 72 minute time limit stops you from watching your favorite tv show

I was in the middle of this sex scene in Entourage where Sloan gets naked and I got megafucked.

megafucked by stick up my ass August 31, 2009