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MAGAfucker 

A troglodyte who believes everything Donald Trump says no matter what he sees and hears.
When MAGAfuckers wear their red hats, they're just validating their ignorance.
MAGAfucker by My2Cats February 13, 2019

Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
A loud brash supporter of Donald Trump ,seen on the news after some awful incident, against wearing a Red Make America Great Again ball cap or with a vehicle covered in proTrump /right wing /Anti Clinton stickers.
That guy who mailed all those pipe bombs th Obama , Hillary and George Soros what a Magafuck, not as horrid as those Magafucking Nazis at Charlottesville but awful indeed.
Magafuck by Canute Wartooth January 23, 2019

megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.
I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!
megapuckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

magtucker 

Magtucker can be used to describe someone very whore-like and uneasy.
"You did what with him? Magtucker!!"
magtucker by conmon69 June 25, 2017

mathfuckery 

the sense of confusion that a difficult math problem causes a person who is not good at math
I was trying to do my taxes, but the mathfuckery gave me a headache.
mathfuckery by Mom-Brain July 28, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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