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McKinnon 

A small town along the Frankston line. It is often described as "rape central" and there is an ominous feeling you can get stabbed at any moment while walking in the small town. Although McKinnon is a hot spot for crime it is home to some of the most wonderful girls you will ever meet.
Yeah i saw this hot as girl in McKinnon
McKinnon by Aidanp66 April 4, 2011

McKinnon 

The Greatest helper, primarily Note Deliverer, in a school
he is friendly and works for the people

McKinnon is a code name, for the primary delivery person, most usually he is a boy
"Yo McKinnon, what's up bro!!"

McKinnon: Are they here today
Teacher: Yes/NO
McKinnon: Ok Thanks, Have a great day
McKinnon by Breakfield May 23, 2019

McKinnon Secondary College 

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”
Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

Kate McKinnon

Is to a younger generation of Women Loving Women what Gillian Anderson was to an older generation of WLW. She has the power to make gay/bi/queer women even gayer with a simple dimpled smile, a funny dance, a wink, or her impressions of Kellyanne Conway and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Known for SNL and the 2016 Ghostbusters.
Guy: I like this Kate McKinnon, she's hot! I would do her!
Girl/Leslie: She gay dude. Stop it. Lol.
Kate McKinnon by Holtzm-anne November 3, 2016

Jeremy McKinnon 

The vocalist of a day to remember. He's fucking God and sings really good: Actually pretty good looking when you think about it. He is a nice person and not an asshole when most people think he is. Your lucky if you meet him but he's shy.
"OMFG did you see ADTR?!" Stupid Fan Girl

"Hey you dumb ass I sing in A Day To Remember. I'm Jeremy McKinnon."

"Who the fuck is that? Doesn't Pete Wentz sing in A Day To Remember." Stupid Fan Girl

"....................what?" Jeremy McKinnon
Jeremy McKinnon by Chantel Cliche November 11, 2009

kate mckinnon

Literally my gay awakening when I saw her in Ghostbusters at age 11.

(Holtzman was the background of my tablet when I was like 12 so...)
Me: please, I would let kate mckinnon step on my neck.
Friend: that's a choice.
Me: shut up and die.
kate mckinnon by Cute_toes666 January 22, 2021