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mcaree by pTown livin April 2, 2007
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mcafee a dog
Expression of extreme sexual arousal. Popular 4chan phrase inspired by John McAfee's claims of mdpv triggered bestiality with canines.
mcafee a dog by stuffit69 March 11, 2013
Pat McAfee
Pat McAfee by Patrick McCafee October 26, 2020
McAfee
A barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render your computer completely useless whenever it starts an update (which it doesn't ask to start and you can't cancel or pause) or starts a virus scan automatically (which it doesn't ask to start). You would probably be better off getting something like Ad-Aware, which has done more for me than McAfee.
McAfee updates at horrible times, almost like the creators want you to die.
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!
McAfee by Bolt Lightning March 16, 2009
McCree
McCree by LiteralWorst October 27, 2016
John Mcafee
A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.
John Mcafee by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014
McAfee
An anti-Virus software which is often worse than the viruses it tries to prevent. Its favourite past time is updating at the most inconvenient times bringing even high-spec computers to their knees.
McAfee by MikeMillion August 28, 2020
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