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2. to bring something up-to date
I have to update my browser.
by The Return of Light Joker August 03, 2008
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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means to use the bathroom and use your device and stay there for a while by going on social media and watching YT videos. YOU MUST STAY THERE MINIMUM 10-15 for this to count as an update. term was made around december in 2018
Alright boys i’m bout to update. again?!?, it’s been 3 times already today.
Ahh just updated
by GamerBoy Terms December 07, 2019
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Hey man, I just got the BIGGEST update after seeing Kelly in a swimsuit!
by George Prices January 14, 2011
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A last-minute date you throw together with your S.O. when the game you were going to play needs to update. The "up-date" can then be used to buy time for when the game is ready to be played again.
The squad was ready to dominate, but Battlefield had a four-hour update. The boyz took their girls on up-dates instead with a plan to resume the next evening.
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by Bofrad February 07, 2018
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Minecraft was updated, now it sucks.

The discord server was updated and changed, imma leave now.

Shit crap. My favourite game updated.

Fucking developers kill good games like this so much. I wanna go to their house and make them undo it while pointing a gun at their head.
by DICK-FUCK-PUSSY-SUCK November 08, 2020
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To have anal sex: derived from the Australian slang date, meaning asshole, on account of its generally round, wrinkled and brown appearance.
"Let me update you."

"I'm hoping to update her this evening."

"He promised he would update me. It's most frustrating."

"I've been giving him hourly updates."
by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006
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