hampster 

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

hampster by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

hampster 

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

hampster by noelle October 14, 2003

hampster 

A common misspelling of hamster.

hampster by Anonymous June 16, 2003

hampster 

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

hampster by Yams September 9, 2006

hampster 

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

hampster by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

hampster 

Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.

Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.

hampster by moodyEvil beaatch October 22, 2009

Hampster 

A hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the Hamptons

Ezra Koenig is a Hampster

Hampster by eswain93 February 27, 2010