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Making Lasagna
Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.
Making Lasagna by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021
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MAVINGUY • maving • making love • making out • maing • Making the Band 2 • making moves • making babies • making it hail • making soup
Making Poopies
Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.
Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies
Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies
Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009
Making it stinky
Making it stinky by purplegrrrl1107 August 24, 2020
Making the Bald Man Cry
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day
National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018
mating press
A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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